I don’t think I like this trend.

17 02 2009

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies…okay, fine.  Cute!  Original!  Wouldn’t have seen that coming -ever-.

Now, The Guardian, is reporting that Sir Elton John’s production company, Rocket Pictures, is set to start shooting Pride and Predator later this year.

The new film from Elton John’s Rocket Pictures will have the seven-foot extraterrestrial give the characters from Pride and Prejudice something more immediate to worry about than making advantageous marriages.

No?  Plz?  I’m a little worried now about what kind of trend this is starting.  This is a can of worms that need not be opened.  Are we not just perpetrating the endless cycle of Pride and Prejudice spin offs and reprintings?

What’s next?  The Muppets Take Meryton?

~ Darcy





The Glamorous Life of a Publishing Professional

15 02 2009

The Observer had a piece about whether within the career life on an editor, is there a book proposal waiting to be acquired. The article itself seems to nay, quite bluntly in fact.

ICM agent Binky Urban does not believe it would be possible to write much of a novel about modern book publishing. “What is there to say?” she said by phone Monday. “It’s such an internal, sort of cerebral job. ‘And then I edited …’? I don’t quite get how that would work, to tell the truth.”

According to Ms. Urban, there might be a few people in the business (she suggested former head of Knopf Bob Gottlieb and Grove publisher Morgan Entrekin—hint, hint) who could write pretty good memoirs in the tradition of longtime Simon & Schuster editor in chief Michael Korda’s beloved Another Life. But in general, she said confidently, the world at large is not so curious about the book business these days. And those books that take it as their main subject—whether they’re novels or memoirs or works of history—never really do that well with readers, even if they do tend to catch the attention of the publishing community.

“They’re fascinating to all of us because we’re all narcissistic,” Ms. Urban said. “But I don’t know if they would be to anyone outside this area code.”

Now maybe -it is only- because I’m in this business, that I disagree, but I think there would be a good story out of a project like this. Almost every editor out there could probably fill a tome or two with their experiences. During their lives they will have worked on many different creative projects, seeing these novels grow into the finished piece most readers are familiar with. That’s a nexperience only the author and a scant few others can claim. And where as an author may work on a dozen or so books in their lifetime, an editor will have had a lot more than that pass through their hands in just a few short years. Being an editor means working with people, a variety of creative talents. Some charming, some…more eccentric than the norm we’ll say. (And some who can be just downright rotten.) Every editor has a ton of these stories; most of them are an absolute riot when told over a glass at Happy Hour. So why not? It could be a good book. (Proprietary issues aside. I’m sure Legal would have a heart attack over a book like this.)

Whether or not the public at large is going to buy it, well that’s a risk any book is going to take. Memoir can be trickier; I’ll admit that because with out celebrity appeal, it becomes a much harder sell. There is a place in that market for celebrity works, sensationalism, and -sometimes- just plain old good writing. I imagine a memoir airing out the dirty laundry of a writer as famous as Stephen King, to throw out a hypothetical example, would naturally interest readers. An author with that sort of fame has fans who are more than just interested in his books. They want to know about him, or about his process. Which is in part why his book on writing is so widely read and well thought of. (Except by one Darcy Fitzgerald -hiss-) Then then you have a real problem; the legal issues involved in that would be too great a risk. There is an understood confidentiality agreement in this business. In-fighting happens as financial and emotional stakes are high in any project. An editor will probably end up seeing the author at their worst some days; and sometimes it works the other way around. Some skeletons just need to stay in the closet.

But an editor who is also a writer–and there are a number of them who are, lurking about–could write a respectful, passionate account of what it’s like to be in this industry. Every editor likes to acquire books. I hear it described as “quite the thrill” all the time by friends, professors, and speakers in this particular line of publishing. There is a whole emotional process that they go through during the hunt, while they find and decide on these pieces. Most editors truly love what they do, and it’s something to listen to them speak about those early days of the projects that have meant the most to them during their careers.

I do agree with the Observer’s observation that the modern age of Publishing has grown more corporate and strict when compared to bygone years. I don’t think that’s necessarily bad. It had to change to keep up with the pace of modern life, the reader, and the changing business structure of book retail. It’s lost some of the romance of it all, but when one door closes, another opens. Remarkable stories and successes have come out of self-published authors, now that technology has made this fast and affordable–a lot of crap too but that is a rant for another day.

There are, however, enough editors working in the business that were around for both the “golden years’ of publishing when houses still published from the slush and then the transition into the digital age of the industry. I would expect a book like this to touch on those changes and provide a deeper understanding to those that just don’t get it.

Interestingly enough, while people don’t seem interested in actively finding out about publishing unless they are an author who is shopping around a novel at the momment, most people I’ve talked with have their own basic idea of what it is. And they are almost always wrong. The world of publishing is either overly romanticized or turned into this bleak, unfeeling corporate battleground. The reality of it remains a mystery to everyone outside the industry. People may not go for a memoir about publishing, but there really isn’t anything else like it. So who knows. Maybe.

I argue that it’s worth a shot.

/End of Line

~ Darcy





Awesome Steampunk iPod Skins

21 01 2009

While not the coolest thing I say today/yesterday, these were definitely awesomtastic none-the-less.  I helped a friend pick out a new skin for her blackberry.  She was looking at a few steampunk themes, and we both fell in love with the iPod versions.  

Take a gander at these:

Option 1

underworld-ipod

Option 2

steampunk-ipod

Option 2 is probably my favorite I think.  They have laptop skins as well, fyi.

/End of Line

~ Darcy





Editorial Assassin reporting for duty

3 01 2009

Hello Book Bark readers!

            I am the Editorial Assassin who is more than a little late in arriving. Before I publish my first review I’d like to introduce myself.

            I met Darcy when I was a senior Jedi in grad school. Having survived that rigorous training I entered the romance publishing world as an editorial assistant. To avoid any conflicts of interest I will not review or discuss any romance novels. I will answer questions about publishing romance novels and will defend the validity of the genre if anyone starts a fight, but really I’d rather avoid that. I love my job and I’ve been there about a year and it takes up a large part of my time.

      Like Darcy I’m a writer, who loves the YA section of the book store but will read almost anything handed to me. I love a wide spectrum of books, the fact that two of my favorite authors are Chuck Palahniuk and Jodi Picoult is a testament to that. Look for my first review of the book Audrey, Wait! coming soon (I promise).

 

Cheers

–The Editorial Assasin





Hiatus

11 12 2008

I’ll be gone until Thursday, Dec. 18th.  My first exam is Saturday and I still haven’t packed for my flight home yet.  Boo.





Pride & Prejudice As Told Through Facebook

9 12 2008

The greatest love story ever told….through status updates.

This just made my day.





A warm welcome to the Editorial Assassin.

19 11 2008

Exciting news folks, one of my fellows will be joining me here on The Book Bark.  You shall know her as the Editorial Assassin…and fear her.  For she will smite you with her red pen of death and doom.  

But in all seriousness, you’ll see her posting from time-to-time here..  So welcome, Editorial Assassin.





Twilight Soundtrack Rises to No. 1

13 11 2008

Well that’s a first.

The Twilight Soundtrack rose to No. 1 on the charts this week making it one of the rare soundtracks to ever do so but more importantly, its probably the first book sort of tie-in ever.

I wish I could take the children’s publishing class over again.  In most classes, but particularly that one though, we kept talking about Harry Potter this, Harry Potter that, Harry Potter is the historic series to change publishing forever.  It would have been an interesting discussion to talk about what impact did the Harry Potter series have on the handling of the Twilight franchise.  As well as what new lessons can we draw from the whole Twilight experience now that it may be winding down.  (I probably shouldn’t say that till the movie is out.)

We have learned that teens won’t just accept -total- crap.  You can get away with a lot, but there is a line.  What was so interesting about the Breaking Dawn controversy was that teens weren’t just mad at Meyer, they were holing the -publisher- accountable for letting what they felt was a piece of sub-par writing go to print.  Whether you feel they were just being over-dramatic or not, it was a mature thing to question. 

There have also been some historic firsts with regards to publicity and marketing.   That concert Meyer threw in NY the night of the Breaking Dawn release was awesome.  A book-themed rock concert, a sold out book-themed rock concert mind you.  Oh to live in these times. 

But I wonder if it will be remembered in the long-run (in publishing) or if it will fade into the background as just another mega property following in the wake of Harry Potter.





Query Letters: Your Word Count

11 11 2008

I wanted to address a small issue about the query letters I’ve been seeing lately.  Of the submissions I’ve read, I’d say word count gets left out of the query letter at least half the time. 

Word Count is not a superfluous detail, gang, it is a completely necessary element of the query letter.  Your word count enables the editor or agent visualize the book in terms of length and product specs.   It also allows them to determine whether what you are proposing is right for the market.  It is not worth their time to request the full manuscript if your manuscript is a work that is going to require a lot of time to cut it down to a more appropriate word count, or if the author needs to add a significant chunk of writing to bulk it up.  

And unless your hook has really stunned someone (which don’t bet on), it’s not usually worth the time to contact you back to find out.  Not when there are a cart full of submissions waiting to be read that might work just as well.

So add it to your final checklist, and take the time to go over those little details.  And speaking of little details, add this to your checklist too:

- Name & Address should be spelled correctly every place that they appear





Blogroll update, tons of literary goodies!

17 09 2008

I -finally- got around to updating my blogroll.  Enjoy!  And feel free to recommend any other bookish sites that I have missed.